The program is absolutely right; therefore, the computer must be wrong. The art of being wrong with confidence To err is human; to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System. We've released a week project in 48 weeks. You might have mail. Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed. Programming is an unnatural act. The Soviet Union does not exist anymore in its present format. Where the system is concerned, you are not allowed to ask "Why?
The world is coming to an end Old programmers never die; they just branch to a new address. Cheatham No line available at baud. Variables won't; constants aren't. Never write software that patronizes the user. Barton Me and my two friends Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users? He will fall in love with you all over again when he sees you in that red dress. One if by LAN, two if by C. The Soviet Union does not exist anymore in its present format. Gries Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. Programmers do it bit by bit. Stack manipulation - the use of inflatable falsies. One who is too lacking in people skills to be a software engineer. To err is human; to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System. Hunt Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes. It's here at last: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses Garbage in, gospel out. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived, we have chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over for all eternity. To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer. If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station? You forgot to do your backup 16 days ago. We've released a week project in 48 weeks. Those who can, do. You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
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